Dev Blog #0: The State of Development

May 30, 2024

Wut up, buttercups!

Welcome to the first official dev blog for 3XO – the game that's been teased, delayed, and almost became the stuff of legends before it even launched. We're here to give you the lowdown on our rollercoaster ride of development, complete with all the sexy and hilarious bumps along the way. Buckle up, because we're zooming toward our first Alpha 1 test this summer, and it's gonna be a wild ride!

The Trials & Tribulations of Development

Creating 3XO has been like a spicy love affair: intense, unpredictable, and sometimes downright chaotic. We've faced a few plot twists that could rival any soap opera, and we think it’s time you knew the juicy details.

Throughout development, there have been a few unfortunate - and major - issues that we faced that caused massive delays in development and with Alpha testing. For those who aren’t aware or caught up, here’s a quick overview.

Cryptic Moon: Kicking Cancer’s Ass

First up, our beloved office manager and coordinator, Cryptic Moon, has been fighting a tough battle with kidney cancer since October 2023. It's been a rough journey with surgeries, treatments, and more hospital visits than we'd care to count. When we found out about her diagnosis and the extent of her treatment, we had to make one of the hardest decisions: delaying Alpha 1.

This was not an easy call. We were all geared up for an October launch, with Halloween events and a whole lot of spooky fun planned. But health comes first, and there was no way we could kick off Alpha 1 without Cryptic Moon being able to share in the experience. So, we made the difficult choice to push back the release. It was a gut-wrenching decision, but one we knew was necessary.

Networking: The Uninvited Guest

Back in December 2023, we were all set to kick off the Alpha 1 test, but our internal stress testing revealed that the built-in Unreal Engine multiplayer was about as reliable as a chocolate teapot. We knew you deserved a smooth, enjoyable experience, not a laggy mess. So, we had no choice but to delay it and put in some serious overtime to craft a brand-new networking system from scratch. Think of it as us giving 3XO a sleek, custom-made suit instead of an off-the-rack ensemble. We promise it’s worth the wait – you’ll be gliding through virtual dance floors and steamy chatrooms without a hitch.

Alright, let's talk about the elephant in the room: the legal shenanigans surrounding adult games. As you know, adult games like 3XO are facing threats from various laws popping up in some U.S. states and other countries. These laws aim to censor and monitor adult content, like that nosy neighbor who can't keep their eyes off your wild parties.

Many of these laws demand age verification methods that are about as appealing as a soggy burrito. Not only are they completely unsafe, but they also violate your privacy and make you vulnerable to data theft. Imagine having to hand over your personal info just to enjoy some virtual naughtiness – it's like being asked for a DNA sample to enter a nightclub.

We didn't just sit back and let this slide. We've been in close consultation with our legal team, spending countless hours ensuring that the future of 3XO is as secure as a well-guarded secret. Our lawyers have been working their magic to navigate these legal minefields so you can enjoy your favorite virtual playground without any unwanted prying eyes or data breaches.

We believe in keeping things safe, sexy, and fun. So, we're fighting to ensure that 3XO remains a private, secure, and tantalizing playground for adults. No creepy monitoring, no privacy invasions – just pure, unadulterated virtual pleasure.

Stay tuned as we navigate these legal hurdles with style and sass. We're committed to making sure 3XO will be your go-to destination for spicy, adult socializing without the drama.

Payment Processor Predicaments

Now, let’s dive into the spicy drama of our payment processor predicament. Recently, our trusty PayPal account got hit with the ban hammer for allegedly violating their rules against sexual content. Yes, you heard that right – PayPal wasn’t too keen on our steamy offerings in 3XO and decided to pull the plug on us. It's like they walked in on us having too much fun and decided to crash the party.

This unexpected twist left us scrambling to find a new, more open-minded payment processor who appreciates the finer things in adult gaming. While we’re hard at work securing a reliable alternative, it means our Pre-Order Shop is temporarily offline. We know you’ve been itching to throw your money at us and join the fun, and trust us, we’re just as eager to make it happen.

Rest assured, we're exploring every option to get the Pre-Order Shop back up and running. Our goal is to find a payment processor that not only supports our vision but also values your privacy and security. Stay tuned for updates as we navigate this bumpy road and work towards providing you with a seamless, sultry, and hassle-free shopping experience.

The Future of Development: Exciting Times Ahead

Enough about the bumps and bruises of the past – let’s talk about the sizzling future of 3XO! With our website now (mostly) updated and ready to dazzle, we’re thrilled to announce that we’ll be rolling out these dev blogs, along with a tantalizing array of sneak peeks, previews, and updates as we march ever closer to Alpha 1.

Get ready for a steady stream of behind-the-scenes looks at the game, featuring everything from juicy details about our hottest features to glimpses of the lush, immersive world we’ve crafted just for you. Expect to see previews of the dazzling avatar customization, the sleek and sexy social spaces, and the endless opportunities for virtual fun and mischief.

We’re also planning some exclusive contests and interactive events to keep you engaged and excited. Think of it as foreplay for the main event – teasing you just enough to keep you on the edge of your seat, eagerly anticipating the full 3XO experience.

Stay tuned to our website and social media channels for all the latest news and updates. We can't wait to share every spicy detail with you as we gear up for the much-anticipated Alpha 1 test this summer. The future of 3XO is looking hotter than ever, and we’re beyond excited to have you along for the ride.

Dev Blogs

This introductory post, Dev Blog #0, is here to catch you up on our past development progress, the ups and downs, and everything in between. Moving forward, our dev blogs will delve deep into specific areas of 3XO's development, offering you an insider's look at how we're bringing this unique adult social game to life.

Each future blog will focus on a different aspect of the game, from avatar customization and social interactions to the innovative technology behind our virtual cyberspace. We'll share our workflows, processes, and even some snippets of our code to give you a comprehensive understanding of what goes into making 3XO the tantalizing experience it promises to be.

We want these dev blogs to be a two-way street, so we encourage you, our amazing community, to suggest topics you're curious about for future posts. Whether you're interested in the nitty-gritty technical details, the creative design process, or anything else, let us know! Your feedback and curiosity will help shape these blogs, making them as engaging and informative as possible.

So buckle up and get ready for an exciting journey behind the scenes of 3XO. We can't wait to share every step of this adventure with you.

Website Updates

We're excited to announce some tantalizing upcoming improvements to our website that'll make your experience even more irresistible. As soon as we lock in a new payment processor, our Pre-Order Shop will be back online, ready for you to dive back into the sultry rewards. Remember, the $500 Succubus tier will be available until the END of Alpha 1, so you've got plenty of time to snag those exclusive, oh-so-sweet goodies it includes.

We've also been listening to your whispers and moans of feedback. Based on your desires, we're introducing a separate "Lifetime VIP" reward that you can buy regardless of your pre-order tier. This means everyone gets a chance to indulge in VIP perks and elevate their 3XO experience to new heights of pleasure.

To keep things seamless and sizzling, once the Shop is back up, you'll be able to link your Discord accounts to your website accounts. This will automatically grant you the roles and channel access you deserve, ensuring you stay in the loop and connected with our vibrant community.

And for those who crave a deeper connection, we're thrilled to add a Forum to the website. This new feature will be your playground for discussing, sharing, and engaging with fellow players about everything 3XO. Whether you're seeking tips, spilling your experiences, or just mingling with other fans, the Forum will be your go-to hub for all things hot and happening.

Stay tuned for these steamy updates, and thank you for being such an amazing, passionate community. Your support and enthusiasm drive us to keep making 3XO the sexiest, most immersive social game around!

Sneak Peeks and Previews: Get Ready to Be Teased!

We're not just stopping at dev blogs and forums – we've got a whole lineup of tantalizing previews coming your way, both on our website and Discord. Get ready for a steady stream of sneak peeks, sizzling screenshots, and jaw-dropping gameplay videos that'll give you a taste of what's to come. And yes, we know you've been eagerly waiting, so we're thrilled to announce that we'll finally be revealing the much-anticipated NSFW/adult content previews.

From intimate sneak peeks showcasing the most alluring aspects of 3XO to exclusive glimpses of the sexiest features and social interactions, we'll be keeping you on the edge of your seat. We might even throw in a few live streams to keep things exciting. These previews will not only satisfy your curiosity but also build up the anticipation as we march towards Alpha 1. So keep your eyes peeled, stay tuned, and prepare to be thoroughly teased and pleased!

Alpha 1: It’s Finally Happening!

The moment you've all been waiting for is finally on the horizon! We're thrilled to share that the Alpha 1 test of 3XO is set to kick off this summer, and this time, we mean it – no more delays! After navigating a labyrinth of challenges and setbacks, we're ready to open the doors to our tantalizing virtual world and let you all dive in.

Our team has poured their hearts and souls into making sure 3XO is a smooth, immersive, and absolutely unforgettable experience. From custom-built networking systems to the meticulous fine-tuning of every sexy detail, we've left no stone unturned. We can't wait for you to explore, interact, and revel in the vibrant social spaces we've created. So, get ready to join us in this exciting milestone.

Thank you for your unwavering patience and support. Your enthusiasm has fueled us through the rough patches, and we’re beyond excited to finally share 3XO with you. This summer, Alpha 1 is not just a test – it's a celebration of our journey and the first step toward the full release of the steamiest, most immersive social game around. See you in the virtual world!